Get in Touch

You can contact me via carrier pidgeon, in accordance with RFC 1149. If you don't currently own one, I can loan you one in exchange for some crumbs.

Alternatively, I also have an obfuscated e-mail address and regrettably a phone number too. These are only ever exchanged in person. Eventually I'll figure out how this polluted network can work via other means. My money is on multiplexed data.

If you have either, you're in good hands.